Definitions by Bob

optic-rectumitis 

A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.

"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."

optic-rectumitis by bob March 23, 2005

Arthuritus 

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

Arthuritus by bob March 23, 2005

kartic 

a crossdressing indian individual who has stairs on his forehead and pointy eyebrows.

going to rideau dressed as a woman!

kartic by bob March 22, 2005

Conor Oberst 

The guy that belongs with Lexi

awe! That couple is so conor and Lexi

Conor Oberst by Bob March 22, 2005

evil inc. 

the republican and democratic parties working together for the enslavement and police state of the united states of america

shii, they work for evil inc. !

evil inc. by bob March 21, 2005

mishal 

An incredibly anoyin guy with a girls name.
Used to describe someone of an extremely high annoyance level.

Man that mishal really pisses me off.
If Mishal speaks to me again i bludgen him to death with my shoe.

mishal by Bob March 21, 2005

bellend

A nickname for someone with the surname bell.
An annoying sickly child.

Man that bell is such a bellend.
>>Bellend coughs rolls over and dies of a chest infection<<

bellend by Bob March 21, 2005