ex girlfriend

any woman who is a bitch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a bitch regardless.

My ex girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that tried to change me.

by bob April 26, 2003

nerdlips

funny looking lips , your gay

Mr. Waldrum has nerdlips.

by bob September 08, 2003

asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.

Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.

by bob December 19, 2002

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

by Bob November 24, 2003

peppermint swirl

Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of a peppermint swirl.

by Bob July 09, 2003

Geeks

Someone who will go far in the future.

Geek today, boss tomorrow.

by Bob November 10, 2003

Magic

to be incredibly awesome

I'm friggin magic.
Your so not magic.

by bob September 20, 2004