t'internet

"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....

Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!

by Bob June 28, 2004

Jacksonville

City in NorthEast Florida, hosted the 2005 Super Bowl. Pwns Orlando in every possible way. Best city in America.

Tourist 1: Wow that city is kool! It's better than Orlando!

Tourist 2: Must be Jacksonville!

Tourist 3: Jacksonville is full of people with the bling!

by Bob May 13, 2005

shit dick

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

by bob February 17, 2004

Arthuritus

severe, painful condition of the joints and limbs.

"I been in bed with arthuritis."

"I warned you about them Ritis brothers!"

by bob March 23, 2005

goler

A family that lives on mountains and has alot of incest sex. Also the youngest one lets call 'justin' has sex with a dog named 'Sheba' who has luckly been fix... no ugly babies!

Jusin... get off Sheba u sick fuck!

by bob November 25, 2003

jeebuz

The act in which one person utterly defiles another through the act of savage anal intercourse with or with out the permission of the one being defiled.

Last night Rocco jeebuzed Shaniqua so hard she couldn't walk for two weeks

by Bob April 22, 2003

cunnyfunt

a cunnyfunt is basically the same as a funny cunt.

Bry: Kat is such a cunnyfunt
Kay: Lol yeh u mean ratface
Bry: yeh mate
Kay: yeh too right shes the queen of cunnyfunts

by bob May 13, 2005