A Ukranian dude with an extremely chiseled face. He plays soccer and the viola, which inexplicably attracts the attention of certain Bulgarian girls.
by bob November 20, 2004
someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive
i bet he is a porniac
by Bob June 11, 2004
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