David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.
Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
Mikey: "I don't like how the black looks"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"
by BlueXander June 22, 2023
He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man
by BlueXander May 29, 2023
An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.
David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."
by BlueXander May 30, 2023
A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
A poor attempt at dirty talk
Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023