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Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.
Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*
by BlueXander May 25, 2023
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David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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Mikey: “That’s not in any of the game manuals.”
David: “Yeah, that’s because it’s Homebrew.”
Mikey: “That’s not in any of the game manuals.”
David: “Yeah, that’s because it’s Homebrew.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Get the Homebrew mug.Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"
by BlueXander May 29, 2023
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