BlueXander's definitions

Reed Cuisine

A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.

Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Lawrence (Larry)

A pillow shaped like a fish.

David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Lemon-Man

A powerful corporate being beyond anyone's understanding.

He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Mesopotamia

A cute name to call your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: "Hey my Mesopotamia!"
Mesopotamia: "The fuck did you call me?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

ministrone

The title of an ordained Minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Mikey: "Hey David! I'm a Ministrone!"
David: "You're a fucking idiot."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Primark Bag

Someone who is as weak as a paper bag from Primark

Friend 1: *taps Friend 2*
Friend 2: *shreds instantly*
Friend 1: "God, you're such a Primark Bag."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Graycist

A sentence that can be considered racist when in reality it isn't.

Mikey: "I don't like how the black looks"
Luke: "Dude you can't say that, that's racist!"
Mikey: "I'm talking about a fucking car..."
Luke: "Ok, it's not racist... It's graycist"

by BlueXander June 22, 2023