Blue Jack's definitions

manual memory

Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it.

Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand*

I learned to write with my left hand so I could double my manual memory.

by Blue Jack June 30, 2008

unthusiasm

Lack of enthusiasm.
Either sarcastic enthusiasm, or from boredom.

1) Woop. Wa-hey. Yeah. This is fun.
2) Nice going with the unthusiasm there.

by Blue Jack October 18, 2009

tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009

shippy

Where there seems to be an emotional connection or sexual tension between two characters from fiction, as if they could be in a relationship. Shippy scenes can inspire shipping.

That hug was so shippy... Ash and Misty are made for each other...

by Blue Jack August 5, 2008

not chocolate

A hot chocolate-flavoured drink containing little or no actual chocolate.

What can I get you to drink? Tea? Coffee? Not chocolate?
I'll have a not chocolate, please.

by Blue Jack January 2, 2009

lol o'clock

7:07 AM (upside down, says LOL). When the alarm goes off again after you snooze it at 7:00. See also leg o'clock.

There's nothing funny about lol o'clock. It means we have to wake up.

by Blue Jack August 5, 2008

NJTs

Non-Jeans Trousers. More formal than jeans (not usually used about tracksuit pants, for example).

This place has a dress code, so wear your NJTs.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009