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Mumvee

A vehicle similar to the Humvee. A Mumvee is the next logical step above the SUV, and is always driven by Moms. The most offroad driving a Mumvee ever does is when picking up children from school. See also: MILF Mobile
The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Minnesota chrome

A nickname for duct tape. In the land of lakes, snow, road salt, and rusty cars, they use duct tape a lot more often than they visit the auto body shop.
There, patched my car door up with some Minnesota chrome, it's as good as new!
by Bloopy October 22, 2009
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lashed out

The past tense of lash out. When someone is made a complete fool of, or totally embarrasses themselves.
Geoff got so lashed out in choir today, they went to sing in front of the girls' school and the fly on his trousers was undone the whole time.

Ahahahahaa lashed out!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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dogspeed

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.
I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.
by Bloopy November 25, 2009
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spark up a monkey

A bizarre way for geeks to describe opening a terminal program on a computer, particularly on a Unix based computer where terminal programs are very common.
I'll spark up a monkey and type that command in to see if it makes a difference.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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