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dogspeed

An expression used to wish someone success, good fortune, or a safe journey. Used as a non-religious alternative to Godspeed, especially by dog-lovers.
I wish you dogspeed on your trip Pete, and I'll be sure to look after your puppy while you're gone!

Sarah dropped her daughter off at school and bid her dogspeed for her biology exam.
by Bloopy November 25, 2009
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duck tape

Duck tape is NOT a mispronounciation of duct tape. Duck tape is the original name of the tape from when it was first invented and used by the military. Only, when people started using duck tape to repair ducts, it got the name duct tape.

Duck tape sucks for repairing ducts because it falls off after a while. The officially recommended tape for repairing ducts is foil tape.

Duck tape is used in movies extremely often. A few examples:
- Panic Room
- American Pie: The Wedding
- Frailty
The comic boot error has a healthy obsession with duck tape!
by Bloopy April 1, 2006
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17

The code used by the American Medical Response of Connecticut Inc. to refer to psychiatric patients. A crazy or irrational person.
My boss is such a 17. He told me to write a report on my attitude!
by Bloopy November 12, 2010
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pedidextrous

1. A person who is ambidextrous, specifically with their feet. Derived using the Latin word pes, which means feet. They are equally skilled at using either their left or right foot, which can provide an advantage in sports such as surfing, soccer, and the triple jump in athletics.

2. The ability of someone to perform skilful tasks with their feet such as writing and eating with chopsticks, by holding things between their toes.

3. A car where either the left or right headlight works, but not both at the same time. Based on the word pediddel, which means a car with only one working headlight.
The English athlete Jonathan Edwards was pedidextrous, and his unbeaten world record triple jump in 1995 was the first to exceed 60 ft.

Yesterday my car's left headlight wasn't working. Today it's the right one. It must be pedidextrous.
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.
by Bloopy July 25, 2006
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onomatophobophobia

The fear of phobia names, especially long or unnecessary ones. An irrational aversion to the habit of coining words for ridiculous and improbable fears.
Mary's onomatophobophobia means that she collapses in a panic attack whenever her husband reminds her about his hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.

Pete was enjoying reading comics until he came across the word luposlipaphobia and his onomatophobophobia kicked in, leaving him dizzy and nervous.
by Bloopy September 7, 2010
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grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.
He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.
by Bloopy April 11, 2005
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