shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.
The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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womb

The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.

A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.

To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 09, 2010
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mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'
Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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dwufty

A synonym for poo.
My dwufty made a big splash.

I can feel a big dwufty coming on.
by Bloopy April 09, 2005
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hassle

An insult with the intention of annoying someone, making fun of them, or making them feel bad.
Nick always came up with a hassle using some clever pun that made everyone laugh, and Mark responded with some crappy hassle that usually began with the words "your momma".

Adam made so many hassles about Paul that he was awarded a Guiness World Record.

Pete told his sister a hassle, making her cry.
by Bloopy July 25, 2006
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