Bloopy's definitions

hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.

Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.

The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.

Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

trailblazer

Someone who you allow to proceed you and do all the hard/dirty work for you.

I let him be my trailblazer pushing his way through the thick crowd of people, and I casually walked behind.

We dropped out of a plane and found out our parachute wasn't working, so I made sure he was the trailblazer who hit the ground first, and my fall was cushioned by his splattered corpse.

I let him be the trailblazer who broke the young girl in, and later I gave her the night of her life.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

grody

A combination of gross and skody. Can also mean a skody person who makes you feel gross.

He's so grody, he just came up to me and asked if he could sniff my panties... I just about puked from the stench of his breath.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005

grande baguette

A penis as large as a big French breadstick.

I used my grande baguette to give Anna Nicole Smith her first stretch marks since the great disappearing chocolate cake mystery of 2001.

by Bloopy April 11, 2005