Bloopy's definitions
The uterus; the organ in a female mammal where a fetus develops. Also known as baby oven, baby factory, baby maker, sprog forge, rug rat generator, kiddy mill, or the place where babby is formed.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
A piece of biological machinery which cramps up and leaks fluid and tissue on a regular cycle if it's not in use, making the female extremely cranky.
Sorry darling, I can't make babies with you tonight, my womb's been filled by the pool guy.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
To demonstrate what a womb cramp feels like to a man, a swinging sledgehammer should be administered to the lower gut.
by Bloopy November 10, 2010
Get the wombmug. A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the shy bearmug. The Big D is really not very big at all!
We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
by Bloopy October 1, 2005
Get the The Big Dmug. by Bloopy February 4, 2006
Get the loliologymug. What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.
The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy January 11, 2009
Get the squeammug. A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the Peanut Slabmug. An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.
Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
Get the rhetorical answermug.