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A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Get the pwntang mug.On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.
The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.
There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.
The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.
There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.
The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.
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The Mumvee is such a large vehicle compared to the SUV, that you could crash into a skyscraper and topple it without any injury to your children in the back seat.
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We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.
Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.
You got lashed!!
Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.
You got lashed!!
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Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Sorry, I knocked your querafansibles all over the bathroom floor.
Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.
There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.
There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
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Get the querafansible mug.A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
This homework assignment scans so bad.
This haunted house is too scanny for me.
He's been scanning since he was born.
Bob is the ultimate scan master.
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