Bloodbath 87's definitions
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Phonemug. 
Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Knifemug. Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009
Get the IQ Test Admug. A horrible place for many reasons.
The rules are extremely strict and some of them can be interpreted in different ways, and usually are, by the mods. You can get suspended or banned for almost anything. Recently I was modded for mentioning /b/ in a sentence. Dumbasses.
Most people there have no sense of humor and have their sarcasm detectors off at all times.
OT is plagued by religious debates. The wastes of time and air who post in them are some of the most vile people you will ever meet on the internet.
The rules are extremely strict and some of them can be interpreted in different ways, and usually are, by the mods. You can get suspended or banned for almost anything. Recently I was modded for mentioning /b/ in a sentence. Dumbasses.
Most people there have no sense of humor and have their sarcasm detectors off at all times.
OT is plagued by religious debates. The wastes of time and air who post in them are some of the most vile people you will ever meet on the internet.
I was in OT on the Gamespot Forums yesterday and the whole first page was nothing but 17 religious threads 3 threads that were ripping off of a /b/ meme from two years ago.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
Get the Gamespot Forumsmug. Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Sex with a Womanmug.