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Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.
I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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God

A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Gamespot Forums

A horrible place for many reasons.

The rules are extremely strict and some of them can be interpreted in different ways, and usually are, by the mods. You can get suspended or banned for almost anything. Recently I was modded for mentioning /b/ in a sentence. Dumbasses.

Most people there have no sense of humor and have their sarcasm detectors off at all times.

OT is plagued by religious debates. The wastes of time and air who post in them are some of the most vile people you will ever meet on the internet.
I was in OT on the Gamespot Forums yesterday and the whole first page was nothing but 17 religious threads 3 threads that were ripping off of a /b/ meme from two years ago.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Raptor Jesus

Our savior.
Raptor Jesus died for our sins.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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