The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.
Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
The Furry Death
Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
24k Crew
A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.
A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.
Black Guy: (Translation) My sister, who i'm way too close to, was almost raped by some guy from the 24k Crew. I physically assaulted the guy and now his whole gang in trying to kill me.
Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.
Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
by Bloodbath 87 April 03, 2009
Your gay bro: Hehe, hey bro, i'm going to go buy the new Jonas Brothers album!
You: Whatever Brosephina.
You: Whatever Brosephina.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?
The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.
These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009