Bloodbath 87's definitions

Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.

Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

IQ Test Ad

Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...

(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?

The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.

These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.

I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.

by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009

Hardcore

Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.

Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.

Hardcore Porn - Awesome.

Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.

Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.

I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.

Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009