Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Blood fart

LadyBonsy

A cute little snot nosed girl that crawls under peoples tables and shoots them with a water gun in there crotch area.

Haha look at Daz! He pee’d his pants.. noc “no I think he’s just been ladybonsy’ed

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A small frail man that suffers from micro penis, dances at a male strip club, and sucks on Katie’s dirty tampon’s

Look it’s Katie and -daz-, they make such a cute couple, I wonder if they still have treesums with LadyBonsy

-Daz- by Blood fart July 10, 2022

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_Dort_ an extreme burning sensation in your penis that causes you to to run naked down the freeway hoping to put out the flames.. Worse than any STD.

Bro!! I got such a bad case of the _Dort_ I thought my dick was an active volcano

_Dort_ by Blood fart November 21, 2021

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The talent of fiddling with your genitals while playing games on your phone using only one hand

Look at that pervert on the beach! He’s got one hand down his pink shorts and prolly looking at homo porn on his phone..

No I think he’s got Apalala

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A man who licks the crust off of a sea cooters scrotum, while masturbating.

Look at that sick man on the beach, he must be a GrimmOne

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The act of drizzling cocaine over your marijuana right before u roll it wit a blunt wrap.

i will fuck your back pussy dust a blunt.

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