Blenderhead91's definitions

Corn Surprise

(n.) The act of discovering the presence of corn in one's bowel movement when you know it's been a long time since you have eaten any corn.

"Hey Liddy! Check out this floater I just pinched off! It's a corn surprise! When was it we last had corn?"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.

Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

crotch onion

(n.) an unwashed, smelly ballsack. A person who suffers from is condition may be referred to as an "onion crotch."

Just let Buster get in there and give your nuts a sniff, Nate. He's a good dog, and he sure knows a crotch onion when he catches whiff of one!

by Blenderhead91 June 21, 2012

Three Tattoo Rule

The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."

1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.

2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.

by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009

Burgaling the Brown Bagel

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.

I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

nipplectomy

to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.

Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

pussy paste

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.

I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009