Reversible Yam

(n.) The external genitalia of a woman; the vulva.

"Look at the camel-toe of Glennis! I betcha her reversible yam is in need of a good noshing!"

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.

What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.

by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009

Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.

Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

Non Gratum Anus Rodentum

(Latin) Literally "Not Worth a Rat's Ass," the slogan of the Tunnel Rats, who were either U.S. Army combat engineers or infantrymen of small stature who cleared the extensive tunnel network of the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.

Willy wore a patch with the saying "Non Gratum Anus Rodentum" on his field jacket. This indicates that he was a Tunnel Rat during 'Nam.

by Blenderhead91 April 07, 2009

choadstool

(n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.

That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.

by Blenderhead91 April 08, 2009

Dehli Belly

(n.) Gastro-intestinal distress associated with consuming questionable foodstuffs typically available from (usually illegal) immigrant street vendors. Diahrrea (commonly of the explosive kind)and cramping are associated with this unfortunate malady.

Vince missed work after having a bad batch of Tandoori take-out.Sounds like a case of Dehli Belly. He's had the explosive shits all morning.

by Blenderhead91 March 26, 2009

nipplectomy

to have one's nipple or nipples removed, either surgically or by other means.

Jennifer flipped out on me when I had a seizure and accidently clamped down on her right tit with my teeth. I really didn't mean to give her a nipplectomy.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009