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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
by Blake November 11, 2002
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velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity
It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.
by Blake November 11, 2002
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mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others
Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
by blake April 1, 2004
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damna

another word for damn Sarah and I made it a word after she had a mispelling and decided it was the right word so now it has to be used
damna you all its my word!
by Blake July 26, 2004
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modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.
yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.
by blake September 18, 2003
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back-door-trots

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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