ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by blake February 10, 2005

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

( >'.')>

Another lame kirby imitation through text.
Kirby is dancing, with his usual confused look.

djblizihizake:Uh oh...i thinx its timez 4 sum KIRBY DANCE!!!!
( >'.')> <('.'< ) ( >'.')> <('.'< )

by Blake July 20, 2003