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One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.
The horror. The horror.
by Blake February 19, 2005
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Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by Blake March 31, 2004
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When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.
Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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