velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.

by blake September 05, 2003

by Blake November 11, 2002