Blaine 's definitions
1) A hilariously slurred pronunciation of Asshole, used by but not exclusive to peoples of Asian accent.
by Blaine April 3, 2003
Get the asshromug. When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.
by Blaine November 4, 2021
Get the Fucked Crazymug. When you impale someone's severed head on your erect cock, and spin it. This is also known as beetlejuicing.
by Blaine April 4, 2003
Get the rotoschlorpmug. A much cooler referance to use on any man in the place of the word/s:dude,bro,brothah,man etc...
-something to call a friend-
-something to call a friend-
(1)"Yo what's up G-FUNK TWIZZLE, you crusin' over later for poker?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"
(2)"Long time no see my G-FUNK TWIZZLE, how's the wife and kids?"
by Blaine January 5, 2005
Get the g-funk twizzlemug. 1) The act of giving a total and complete dominating performance at the expense of someone else, as if you were to rape them like a little bitch.
2 (bitchraped) To get totally owned or annihilated in some form or fashion.
2 (bitchraped) To get totally owned or annihilated in some form or fashion.
by Blaine April 3, 2003
Get the bitchrapemug. Wet and runny shit being forced out of your ass by many machine gun-like farts, spotting the entire inner part of the toilet bowl...walls and all.
(1) "Dude I have to shit bad, I think i'm going to spackle!!!"
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
(2) "I'll let you take a shit in my toilet
only if you don't spackle."
by Blaine January 5, 2005
Get the spacklemug. A girl that a guy would do anything in the whole world just to see her smile.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
A girl that could mean one guys whole life, and one of his true loves.
A girl that a guy cant even begin to describe because he has so many feelings for her.
"but I'm slipping in between
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"
"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"
"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"
"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"
"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
You and your big dreams
It's always you
In my big dreams"
"and if i hurt you
then im sorry
please dont think that this was easy"
"my konstantine came walking down the stairs
and all that i could do was touch her long blonde hair"
"this is because i can spell confusion with a 'K'
and i can like it"
"this is to a girl
who got into my head
with all these fucked up things i did
hey
maybe
baby you could keep me up in bed
my konstanine "
by Blaine January 2, 2005
Get the konstantinemug.