Blackstump's definitions

What am I

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi

Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

bleugh

1. Something grotesque or disgusting; an expression of disgust or abhorrence. Similar to seeda
2. The reaction to a joke often involving a combination of toilet humour and sex jokes; an excessively vulgar joke. Similar to thas not right
3. A incredibly ugly girl; A woman without any graceful features, most probably a jabba; similar to 10987654321-zero
4. The sound a woman makes when she has coughs up a gallon of horse cum. In full phrase "Neeeigghh, Bleugh!"
5. An insult, often involving displaying convulsions similar to Definition 4; primarily used when a joke is really really bad, but also in a failed attempt at somethign menial. Often made by a fureak or disgruce, and rarely used for a poor guy

Definition 1:
Dude: ...so thats when i found what the 'Dolmio Grin' was, first hand...
Guy: Bleugh! Dude, I'm eating!
Definition 2:
Dude: Hey, Ho's Asleep! Lets shit on him!
Guy: Bleugh! Thas not right!
Definition 3:
Elanor is bleugh
Definition 4:
*Watch the movie if you have the stomach*
Definition 5:
When Breeze missed that shot on the cue ball, we all went bleugh...

by Blackstump November 11, 2003

I'm happy to be here

1. To have drunk 2 - 3 standard drinks; to be still completely functional; to be still capable of driving home.
2. To settle into the party atmosphere

Dude: Hey man, want a lift home?
Man: Are you sure? Your drinking tonight dude! *Points to beer*
Dude: Reeelaaax, I'm (just) happy to be here. I'll be fine by the end of the night.

by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Sneef

1. An expression when something is particular violent, or aggressive.
2. Closely related to the word shnruff, though lesser in potency.
3. An affectionate term; a petname
4. Deeegeeeneeraation of Snuff
5. An exclamation or expression used when something was rather unexpected or astonishing. Similar to Bleugh

Definition 1:
Mr. X: So i bought this 12inch knife the other day...
Mr Y: ...Sneef.
Definition 2:
Mr. X: yeah so I totally stacked it on the stairs...
Mr. Y: Sneef! you alright?
Definition 3:
Mr X: Hey man, what's up?
Mr. Y: Oh hey Sneef...neethin.
Definition 4:
Mr. X: Shit, you've seen Snuff before?
Mr. Y: For God's sake, its Sneef now! Sneef! (Deee Grouuup Deee Grouuup!)
Definition 5:
Mr. X: Yeah so, I was munchin' on her tail pipe, and out pops a piece of corn...
Mr. Y: Sneef! Thats gross man!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

excesneef

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.

Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.

by Blackstump November 15, 2003

wilderness

1. A euphemism for pornography
2. A clandestine code word often used when one is making reference to pornography
3. A folder on my computer brimming with porn.

Yo' betta watch yourself bro, or you might get lossst in the wilderness. Booya!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003

buddi buddi

An expression of disgust; when someone does something particularly backward or savage, you exclaim 'buddi buddi!'

Dude: You gonna eat dat cooornbreaaad?
Guy: Buddi buddi!

by Blackstump November 10, 2003