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Definitions by Blackstump

excesneef 

1. excellent; something that turns out to be profitable; To be lucky or fortuitous
2. To have mischevious intent; what one says when a prank is ready.
Definition 1:
Guy: Hey dude, I found a back entrance to this Strip Club!
Dude: Excesneef
Definition 2:
Guy: Alright, I have the rubber, video cameras, and balaclavas. Let's get that bitch.
Dude: Excesneef.
excesneef by Blackstump November 15, 2003

no wonder he mad 

1. An expression used to explain why most Asian males are so aggressive and tempremental; this is usually because they have huge issues about a very small penis; see scho small
2. To say someone has a small penis; usually said under the breath
Definition 1:
Daniel Ng was a very angry kid because he has a small penis.
Definition 2:
David Chen had a small penis. It was no wonder (why) he (was) mad.
no wonder he mad by Blackstump November 14, 2003

Big trouble 

1. What you say to your parents when you get arrested for intoxication while in public.
"Mum, Dad. I'm in big trouble"
Big trouble by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Where am I

1. To be considerably drunk; to have consumed at least 7 standard drinks
2. A state of excessive inebriation; to become disorientated
3. Greater than I'm very happy to be here and lesser than Who am I
*Drunken Contemplation*
Dude: Ok, I can feel grass underneath meh, and I've puked up once; but Where am I?
Where am I by Blackstump November 13, 2003

Who am I 

1. To be incredibly drunk; to have consumed 9 or 10 standard drinks
2. To loose a sense of self; to no longer have an identity, but merely be a drunk fuck. See assclown
3. Suicidal contemplation: A question one asks before raising a gun to one's head and pulling the trigger
4. Puberty blues; adolescent depression; see ahma piece of shit
5. Greater than Where am I and lesser than What am I
Scenario 1:
*Reflection after Hangover*
Dude: Shit, I can't remember anything; and I think I got with a girl named Shazza. Who am I?
Scenario 2:
Prav: Who am I? *gunshot heard*
Andrew: Prav? PRAV?
Scenario 3:
Prav: I'm such a disgruce. Who am I?
Andrew: ...Go to sleep timme.
Who am I by Blackstump November 13, 2003

What am I 

1. To be unforgivably drunk; to have consumed 13 - 14 standard drinks
2. To make an absolute disgruce of oneself in public; to publically question one's sexuality. See aaahm gaaay
3. To loose spatial orientation, identity, and even humanity; to be a complete savage; see buddi buddi
Dude: You were so absolutely trashed last night! You were a fureak!
Guy: Who am I? No, no, WHAT am i?
What am I by Blackstump November 13, 2003