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Generally a powered saw where instead of a cutting blade you have a dildo in its place.
I was watching porn when two girls using a dilsaw came on.. it was wild
dilsaw by Blargh February 9, 2015

quesadilla 

Something you want to make when you're low on steak and there's nothing else around ot eat.
"Make yourself a dang quesadilla" - Napoleon Dynamite grandma
quesadilla by blargh February 3, 2005
1. What happens when you eat at McDonald's too often.

2. Guy in a black cloak wielding a big scythe. See grim reaper.
Death came, and it was drunk.
Death by Blargh July 11, 2004

stupidity 

George W. Bush is a pillar of stupidity
stupidity by Blargh May 18, 2004
1) A region north of New York City's suburbs. Essentially an extension of the Midwestern rustbelt, not that there's anything wrong with that other than the fact they're not exactly New York State's greatest economic asset. Its people have what is undoubtedly the world's worst inferiority complex; they hate being overshadowed by the City almost to the point of irrational hatred, when they might not have necessarily been there. Lovely places to observe nature like the Adirondacks and the Finger Lakes, but there aren't that many prominent resorts to enjoy it from. Most of the largish cities like Buffalo and Rochester are big manufacturing centers, but they're in relatively bad shape and need to be cleaned up (garbagewise and crimewise), revitalized, and repopulated.

2) The city and suburbs of Chicago, Illinois (aka Chicagoland). In this case, upstate is the heavily-urbanized part of the state, while downstate is more rural and dotted with smaller cities and towns.

3) Otherwise, the northern part of any socially or demographically divided state (Northern California, Seattle-area Washington, northern Texas, Florida panhandle, etc.)
1) downstate > upstate

2) upstate > downstate

3) no real opinion
upstate by Blargh May 12, 2004

hurgmurphlur

A seventeenth century rather obtuse African slave which performs sexual acts with sandwiches.
hurgmurphlur by Blargh January 8, 2004
1. Someone who expresses a complete lack of common sense or intellegence. After an act of dipnut has been done others who see it are nearly required to point at the person who commited the act and say, loud enough for all those around to hear, "DIPNUT!" thus making the person feel bad about themselves.
1. That person just dipnutted all over the place, get a clean-up crew in here!
Dipnut by BlArGh October 20, 2003