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quaff (kwaaff) - The revolting burp one has just before vomit spews from one's esophagus, at which point one knows there is no turning back (Here come da puke).
She could not hold it any longer. A deafening quaff rumbled her entrails like rolling thunder. In a split second her jaw shot down and her tongue stuck out as an ocean of scotch and macaroni spewed from her esophagus, filling her mouth. She tried to contain it, but with each heave, more vomit spewed from her lips and onto her guests. No, Hillary Rodham Clinton would not be winning the presidency this year.
by bjergen July 17, 2006
Get the quaff mug.The leftover microscopic particles of feces left in the threads of bed sheets, seat cushions, and clothing as a result of flatus being filtered through them.
The threads from Mr. Belvedere's car seats emitted a repugnant funk. Little did he know, the source of it was his own unrelenting flatus. His fart resin lingered in the deepest darkest threads of the upholstery of his Ford Taurus, further damaging the resale value.
by Bjergen April 23, 2007
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Throne surfing has been a guilty pleasure of mine for quite some time. There's nothing quite like doing your business while you're doing your business.
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I think we'd all be better off without Bill's leadershit. He's a raging idiot. Hour for hour, he makes less than he did when scrubbed toilets. Now he gets off on telling us what to do. Pass the plunger.
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