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beat wife

Police Terminology: A female beat partner. The woman you spend most of your time with at work on "the beat." Much like an office wife. A beat wife will watch out for you, and will help you out when you need it. Additionally, a beat wife can be expected to share good gossip about other officers with you.

It's common for a beat wife to be jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex who also work with you, but the term does NOT describe the subject of a physical relationship.

A beat wife relates to you well, often enough to substitue your "off duty" relationship while you're at work.
My beat wife and I went and met up downtown one night when there were no calls holding, and we ended up stopping about 12 different transients, 3 of which had warrants. It was a good night.

I left my gear in the squad car last night, but luckily my beat wife is working today, and we share a car.
by Bitchin Kitchen March 13, 2007
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Not even

A term used by morons to try to convince you of something.

Guy tried to sell me a DVD player in a parking lot once. He didnt have any of the wires or hook ups at all, and he wanted fifty bucks for it. I said no, and he was like "It's not even stolen, man!"

Ever since, I've had a belief that the term "not even" is worthless.
Im not EVEN going to kill you, bitch!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 5, 2004
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desecrate

The name of the best fucking local band in Burbank, California. Expect big things from them.
Desecrate kicks ass, did you get to hear 'X-Machine' off of their CD?
by Bitchin Kitchen December 14, 2003
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LAPD

1. Acronym for Los Angeles Police Department- The famed Police agency which participates in several hundred high speed pursuits, murders, and drug busts every year. Have respect for the LAPD, they have a tough job!
2. Acronym for Love And Peace, Dude- The name of a Bakersfield band that had some members of Korn in it.
1. I got pulled over by an LAPD motor cop last night for doing 129 in a school zone. Oh well, I shouldnt have been going 104 miles per hour over the speed limit anyway.
2. Did you see that LAPD show in 1991 at Jerry's Pizza in downtown Bakersfield? Awesome show!
by Bitchin Kitchen December 17, 2003
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hatch

Used to refer to a car of the hatchback variant.
"Did you see that 93 Honda Civic Hatch parked in the JBHS lot? What a piece of shit!"
by Bitchin Kitchen December 19, 2003
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661

The area code of most of Kern County. Land of farms, and rednecks, and a bunch of black/hispanic gangmembers. If you gotta do something, try it in the 661.
So I wanted to burn some Thermite. I tried it in the 661.
by Bitchin Kitchen January 21, 2004
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5 0

5.0 liter Mustang. (302 CI)
My 5-0 could beat yo 1.8 liter Honduhz' azz!
by Bitchin Kitchen May 18, 2003
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