Bitchozoic Era

The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.

The Bitchozoic Era was very bitchy.

by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Local Bitch

Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.

Daniel: Who’s that?

Tom: That’s Heather, she’s the Local Bitch.

by Bitch Expert August 24, 2019

Fragile Bitch

A bitch who is extremely fragile. The smallest tap on her ass with make her shatter completely.

Help me! I’m such a fragile bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Wheezy Bitch

A bitch that wheezes when ever squeezed.

Wow, that’s a wheezy bitch!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

Bitch Master

A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.

There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington

by Bitch Expert September 01, 2019

Disobedient Bitch

A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.

Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.

DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.

Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.

DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!

Male: Too late. Discipline her!

by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019

iBitch

Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.

Male: iBitch, how is status of Bethany’s ass today?

iBitch: Her. ass. is. doing. bitchy.

by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019