Definitions by Bitch Expert

Bitch Master 

A Bitch Master is a male who owns an absurd amount of bitches.

There are four bitch masters in the whole world.

Bitch Master Quagmire
Bitch Master Drake
Bitch Master Big Sean
Bitch Master Bitchington

Bitch Master by Bitch Expert August 31, 2019

iBitch 

Your personal bitch that will advise you and all your needs. Your iBitch will always be there and is also robotic.

Male: iBitch, how is status of Bethany’s ass today?

iBitch: Her. ass. is. doing. bitchy.

iBitch by Bitch Expert August 28, 2019

Bitchozoic Era 

The Bitchozoic Era takes place after the Mesozoic Era. In this time period 63 Million years ago, Bitches began roaming our planet. These prehistoric bitches started of as a population of 5, but since they are such bitches, by 1937, they began growing at unnatural rates. Each bitch had 35 baby bitches, and those 35 bitches had 35 more baby bitches. There are currently 3.5 Million Bitches in the World.

The Bitchozoic Era was very bitchy.

Bitchozoic Era by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Common Bitch 

The most common bitch and the most amount of bitch. Common bitches have nothing special.

Brittney is a common bitch.

Common Bitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Local Bitch 

Your town bitch. You can always rely on this bitch to be a bitch. There are usually many in one town.

Daniel: Who’s that?

Tom: That’s Heather, she’s the Local Bitch.

Local Bitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Seabitch 

Seabitches are underwater bitches. There are slightly less seabitches then there land bitches.
Seabitches can only breathe underwater.

Look at that Seabitch!

Seabitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019

Parabitch 

Parabitches are bitches of the air. There is 1/9 the amount of parabitches then there are land bitches.

Do you see that parabitch? Up there!

Parabitch by Bitch Expert August 23, 2019