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A bitch who disrespects her males, and mouths off to them, only to find herself in line of punishment.
Male: Go get me a Fillet Mignon, Medium Rare, pepper flaked, with a side of asparagus.
DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.
Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.
DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!
Male: Too late. Discipline her!
DOB: Ewww, no! If anything you should be serving me! That’s what men do!.
Male: What an disobedient bitch! Send her to the discipline room.
DOB: Sorry master! Don’t discipline me. I’ll be an obedient bitch!
Male: Too late. Discipline her!
by Bitch Expert August 22, 2019
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