Birdman's definitions

zook

The Demise of the Florida Gators

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though

by birdman May 23, 2004

queef doctor

A male who cannot fart with noise..so in turn, he turns to silent queefs

When no noise was made and it started to smell like shit, everyone looked at the Queef Doctor because it was a given that he had struck again.

by birdman May 23, 2004

Square

1. A four sided polygon characterized by right angles and sides of equal length.
2. A tobacco cigarette.
3. A place where everyone gathers consisting of shops and whatnot.
4. A boring person.

by birdman June 12, 2003

Moist

Moist is the feeling you get when you are happy, or sad, or had too much Mexican food. I am moist, and so are you, me and you make Moist times 2!

My pants are teh moist.

by Birdman February 10, 2005

web site

a place that contributes the following
1.porn
2.porn
3.porn
4.porn
5.porn
6.information on how to build bombs
7.porn

even tom grant jacked off to that website when he was having a slow day

by birdman July 19, 2003

skeet shoot

launch a nut across a room onto a deserving face

My skeet shoot took the wench by suprise.

by birdman May 23, 2004

bunhole

where gay men love to take it

He just got ripped in the bunhole

by birdman May 23, 2004