Definitions by Bippity Bopster

gaping gash 

n., misogynistic A synonym for the word "cunt" used in situations where the one word, one syllable formulation is not acceptable for reasons of etiquette or censorship.

"Jane, you ignorant gaping gash!"

gaping gash by Bippity Bopster September 16, 2013

Brappy

(noun, Applachian dialect): To be both brother and father to someone. ('BRother + pAPPY')

Daisy Mae: My Brother is my Pappy! That makes him my everlovin' Brappy!

Brappy by Bippity Bopster June 7, 2011

Creeptile 

A sexually undesirable male with reptilian traits.

MILF 1: Luther's tongue always sticks out when he hits on pre-pubescent girls.

MILF 2: Gag me! And that scaly skin! What a creeptile!

Creeptile by Bippity Bopster November 23, 2010

Shopulate

(v) To engage in a retail buying frenzy that climaxes with the intensity of sexual ecstasy. Fr. shop + copulate

Britney decided to give up on men and now she just goes to Rodeo Drive to shopulate.

Shopulate by Bippity Bopster June 17, 2010

Pooh Head 

1. A devoted follower of a bear featured in the stories of A.A. Milne.

2. Shithead.

1. <Pooh Head> Oh man, I hear Winnie the Pooh just booked some shows in Buffalo! I gotta go on tour!

<Non-Pooh Head> Yeah, right. Whatever. You know, you are such a Pooh Head.

<Pooh Head, singing> Willy Nilly Silly Old Bear.

2. Motherfucking Pooh Head!

Pooh Head by Bippity Bopster March 20, 2010

tard genius

An idiot savant. One who has specific intellectual capacities that are far above average but is functionally incapable of caring for one's self.

Dustin Hoffman's performance as that tard genius in Rainman was fuckin' awesome!

tard genius by Bippity Bopster December 30, 2008

Barfalo 

Epithet used in reference to Buffalo, New York.

OJ was never the same after he played for Barfalo.

Barfalo by Bippity Bopster December 14, 2008