To top/top off:
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. To mount, fuck real fuckin hard, pin down and fuck (dominate - S&M), to be the recipient of any of this.
2. To burn, override, shut down or in any way make a fool of someone else. To out-achieve and out-do someone in effort.
3. The icing on the cake, the last straw, the end-all; where something occurs that hits your breaking point and you go fucking bucknutty.
1. Jamal: Shit dude, I fuckin TOPPED that bitch!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
Jeffy: Yeah man, she looked like she was walkin funny this morning. But you shoulda seen the cow I got with last night. She was a fuckin PSYCHOBITCH!! *I* got topped off in a bad way that time.
Jamal: Harsh, dude, you are a pussy!
2. Billy: Hey Bosun, I don't like you looking at my girl, Janie, in that regard. Quit it.
Bosun: Fuck, nigga, I look at her that way cuz I was remembering the countless times I blew my cocksnot in her meathanky! *She* was tellin me how much I topped you, and this burn right *here* fuckin tops you, bitch!
Billy: You are just being not serious and an ass.
Janie: No, it's true.
3. My car broke down, I was fired, I got colorectal cancer, my stocks crashed and now I'm bankrupt, my girlfriend choked on some Jamal's cock and died, and to top it all offI HAVE ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I CAN'T EVEN SCREW MYSELF TO SLEEP!!
by BioMenace November 6, 2008
Get the topmug. The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.
See 'drop zone' for related info.
See 'drop zone' for related info.
"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
Get the splashbackmug. Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
by Biomenace March 18, 2007
Get the lolmug. L33Tspeak for "Great Shot!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Derived from a popular 1st person shooter game Call of Duty, where three buttons will produce a specific quick message. For example V-2-7 means "Need reinforcements!"
Lane: Joel, there's someone shooting you from behind!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
Joel: *spins around, feeds a single bullet to the fucker's head*
Lane: Woah dude, V-3-5!!!
by BioMenace December 14, 2008
Get the V-3-5mug. by Biomenace March 18, 2007
Get the Roflolmaomug. The noun causing idiots to think of two girls sloppily eating each other's mighty vaginas, when they hear mention of someone being an actor.
George: Uh..uh.. So what're you doing with yourself these days, Tina?
Tina: Well I've really taken a shine to being a thespian! I'd been thinking about it almost constantly ever since junior high, and recently my roommate Julie really turned me on to it!
George: Oh!... Well! You had better not become a Catholic or a Muslim! They really don't like that kind of thing. I'm fine with it though! Hey, if you'd like, I can help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in! *nods supportively*
Tina: ...uh...what?!
Tina: Well I've really taken a shine to being a thespian! I'd been thinking about it almost constantly ever since junior high, and recently my roommate Julie really turned me on to it!
George: Oh!... Well! You had better not become a Catholic or a Muslim! They really don't like that kind of thing. I'm fine with it though! Hey, if you'd like, I can help you look for a nice gay bar to hang out in! *nods supportively*
Tina: ...uh...what?!
by BioMenace December 13, 2008
Get the Thespianmug. Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.
I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
Get the Jeffymug.