Biomenace's definitions
A superficial enfatuation with a certain member of the celebrated elite, usually overtly sexual.
(see celebrity, celebrities)
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(see celebrity, celebrities)
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Lane: Hello, Brian. I watched the Addams Family Values last night. Did you know that I have a Hollywood Crush on Christina Ricci in that specific movie??
Brian: ...You're twenty-one. Wasn't she twelve in that movie??
Lane: Oh yes.
Brian: ...You're twenty-one. Wasn't she twelve in that movie??
Lane: Oh yes.
by BioMenace December 14, 2008
Get the Hollywood Crushmug. Originated as a colloquialism long long ago, reaffirmed and popularized through references such as the movie Corker with Johhny Knoxville, 'Jeffy' is a literal substitution for retarded.
I need you to buy me a trenchcoat while you are in Russia. In regards to style, you have keen eye for stuff that doesn't look Jeffy right?
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
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What? You want me to work on my wedding day?! That's absolutely fucking Jeffy, dude.
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Psst, listen to what I call that kid with Down's Syndrome over there.
"Hey Jeffy!"
He just smiled at me...
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Man, you gotta quit drinking; you're acting Jeffy and I'm gonna kick your ass if you keep it up.
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
Get the Jeffymug. by Biomenace December 14, 2008
Get the Roflolmaomug. Emo is often confused with Emotional Sensitivity, and is more often linked to boys then girls, because of the so very 'unmanly' manner in which an emo boy acts.
Male emotional senstivity is a guy who does not feel the urge to be a macho pea-brained asshole whos only emotion is arrogance and violent anger. A sensitive male realizes that guys can cry, and say the word 'beautiful'. They can also like flowers and admit that there are other guys out there that are hot, and do lots of other 'gay' things while completely content with their heterosexuality.
(an interesting thing about this is that it is quite ok for girls to sit on each other's lap and hug and go to the washroom together etc etc and not be considered homosexual, but if a guy strikes up a random conversation on the bus with another guy, he's a faggot.)
This being said, an EMO (short for emotional) is someone (guy or girl) who has taken the dark, evil, brooding, shadowy and mysterious genre that goes by the name of goth, and mutilated it into a subculture of whiney sniveling teenagers. An emo is someone who dresses very similar to a goth, wearing makeup and black clothes, but is easily defined often by the lopsided swooping haircut that causes them to be half blind all the time.
A goth makes you uncomfortable standing next to them on a long bus ride, and if done right are dark and creepy and cool looking. Take the band Type O Negative, for example.
View Pic: (urbandic seems to add random spaces so check before pasting into browser and remove any you see)
www.geneticdisorder.net/Rock%20On %20Web%20Photos/typeonegative.jpg
Emos most of the time have a look of eternal sorrow pasted on their face, and spend their time whining because life is so tragically devestating and heartwrenching. They cry and snivel and cut themselves to gain attention, as opposed to the noble masochistic origin of the hobby. When you see an emo you will want to puke because of how synthetically pretty and childish they look, and then drop kick them.
Emos have ruined the very normal practice that is talking about emotionally hard times to someone close.
"How are you today?"
'Well, to be honest, I feel really lonely. I sit at home more than I'd like and don't really have
(m)any friends. *shrugs apathetically*'
"zOMG... Don't be so emo..."
'...You asked how I was. I am telling you honestly how I am feeling.'
"EMO. Cry me a river... *emo tear*"
This video will familiarize you instantly to what an emo is, if you are still confused in any way: (again, remove any spaces)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8
Male emotional senstivity is a guy who does not feel the urge to be a macho pea-brained asshole whos only emotion is arrogance and violent anger. A sensitive male realizes that guys can cry, and say the word 'beautiful'. They can also like flowers and admit that there are other guys out there that are hot, and do lots of other 'gay' things while completely content with their heterosexuality.
(an interesting thing about this is that it is quite ok for girls to sit on each other's lap and hug and go to the washroom together etc etc and not be considered homosexual, but if a guy strikes up a random conversation on the bus with another guy, he's a faggot.)
This being said, an EMO (short for emotional) is someone (guy or girl) who has taken the dark, evil, brooding, shadowy and mysterious genre that goes by the name of goth, and mutilated it into a subculture of whiney sniveling teenagers. An emo is someone who dresses very similar to a goth, wearing makeup and black clothes, but is easily defined often by the lopsided swooping haircut that causes them to be half blind all the time.
A goth makes you uncomfortable standing next to them on a long bus ride, and if done right are dark and creepy and cool looking. Take the band Type O Negative, for example.
View Pic: (urbandic seems to add random spaces so check before pasting into browser and remove any you see)
www.geneticdisorder.net/Rock%20On %20Web%20Photos/typeonegative.jpg
Emos most of the time have a look of eternal sorrow pasted on their face, and spend their time whining because life is so tragically devestating and heartwrenching. They cry and snivel and cut themselves to gain attention, as opposed to the noble masochistic origin of the hobby. When you see an emo you will want to puke because of how synthetically pretty and childish they look, and then drop kick them.
Emos have ruined the very normal practice that is talking about emotionally hard times to someone close.
"How are you today?"
'Well, to be honest, I feel really lonely. I sit at home more than I'd like and don't really have
(m)any friends. *shrugs apathetically*'
"zOMG... Don't be so emo..."
'...You asked how I was. I am telling you honestly how I am feeling.'
"EMO. Cry me a river... *emo tear*"
This video will familiarize you instantly to what an emo is, if you are still confused in any way: (again, remove any spaces)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JMvMzQ4Vu-8
by BioMenace July 20, 2008
Get the emomug. To use a credit card impulsively for a purchase. If you have no credit card, then a debit card will do as well. If you are not broke.
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Bud: Dude, harsh, this is total grindage, I got no shrapnel to pay for this chili dog and slurpee man!
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
Doyle: Woah bro, no worries!! Chill about the chili! Just slap your plastic!!
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(Grindage is used in this context as meaning shitty, rotten, lame, bunk, etc.)
by BioMenace December 10, 2008
Get the slap your plasticmug. Meaning, Laugh Out Loud, but has achieved fine subtle nuances of it's own unique personality. For example:
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
"lol": "I am mildly amused..."
"lol!!": (the original laugh out loud excitement) "HAHA!!"
"LOL": (can be sarcastic) "Ha, yeah, no." /:|
"LOL!!": (this is very similar to other gleeful chatspeak such as lmao (laugh my ass off), and rofl (rolling on floor laughing) "WAAAAAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT IS FUNNY LOL!!!"
**side note: I don't use the phrase rofl as a response to something funny; rather, saying it simply makes me laugh. Try it. Say "rofl rofl rofl!!" phonetically. lol!!
Bobby: Dude, I pissed on my shoe in the bathroom just now... =(
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
Chett:lol
Bobby: Then I swore and accidentally pissed on the guy next to me... *head in hands*
Chett: lol!!
Bobby: Then he punched my face quite firmly and I collapsed into the urinal whereupon he then peed upon my whole person in totality.
Chett: LOL!!! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL ROFL ROFLMAO!
by Biomenace March 18, 2007
Get the lolmug. The effect of standing too close to a urinal or wall while pissing, and being covered with a fine rain of your own urine deflecting off the vertical surface back at you.
See 'drop zone' for related info.
See 'drop zone' for related info.
"I wasn't paying attention when I pissed on that wall, and I got totally covered in splashback... *cries* "
by BioMenace November 10, 2008
Get the splashbackmug.