Cocaine

Cocaine is an animal and that’s why it barks when you call it

Cocaine = spontaneous generation

by Bin chickens have rights too November 13, 2019

Mikaila

Mikaila is skinny little African child with more privileges than most white males. Mikaila has pubes long enough to braid

Mikaila has a hot mum

by Bin chickens have rights too November 13, 2019

Andre

Andre is a tiny little Dutch boy who felt the need to wear a bright orange shirt to get his license photo. He tries to halve zero and lives in a compost bin.

Andre is going to kill himself because he’s not a coward

by Bin chickens have rights too November 12, 2019

Maddie

Maddie is a massive virgin who has managed to contact every std known to man.

Maddie has no respect for her body

by Bin chickens have rights too October 17, 2019

Miko

A tiny little Asian boy with no bladder control and a toxic addiction to Harry Potter

Miko needs Jesus

by Bin chickens have rights too October 17, 2019

Aidan

Aidan is a short eshay with an obsession with ratatouille

Aidan is very cute 😉

by Bin chickens have rights too February 18, 2020

Ava

Ava is a lanky, Star Wars obsessed child that thinks mayonnaise is spicy

Ava is a loser

by Bin chickens have rights too October 21, 2019