Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
by Billy November 01, 2019
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FUB

Y'all got it ALL wrong. It's Fuckin Underage Bitches.
Damn man, did you see all them FUBs at that CSC party on Fourth?
by Billy February 16, 2005
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tallywacker

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker
by billy February 04, 2003
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threnx

Did threnx seriously just say gay babies should be drowned at birth?
by Billy April 06, 2005
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Angster

short for angst artist(s)
syn:angsta
by Billy November 06, 2004
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cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.
Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."
by Billy January 01, 2004
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yugioh

Show about kid who is possessed by a spirit (his other self) and kills people who piss him off.
d00d i'll get yugioh on ur ass if you dont shut up
by Billy June 23, 2003
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