Billy's definitions

lgn

a TotalFark acronym standing for Link Goes Nowhere. Usually used to start a thread that is not based on a link.

What's your catch phrase? LGN

by billy January 6, 2005

jerkoppotimus

1. Cross between a jerk and a hippo
2. A fat person who jerks off. Alot.

Timmy is such a jerkoppotimus.

by Billy February 1, 2005

outsourcing

The natural result of governments and unions making it too expensive for a company to employ workers in it's country of origin.

We can no longer afford all the red tape and taxes the American government makes us deal with when we employ American workers, so we're outsourcing to India.

by Billy October 27, 2004

friends

two guys who like to have a lot of sex and play detainee games

My friend and I played a wicked games of Iraqi detainee on the weekend.

by billy December 26, 2004

fauxhawk

A term used to indentify individuals who pretend they are aboriginal in order to get tax-free cigarettes, gasoline and, better access to government grants for art and cultural projects.

Ojibwee my ass. He's a fauxhawk with a lame script.

by Billy April 24, 2005

Starsky

When one does something out of the orindary too look cool... if it is jumping over a hole in the ground and landing it propporly .... etc.

" Woah BUddy juss pulled a starsky over there, HEY buddy WHERES HUTCH? U asshole!"

by BILLY December 21, 2004

hampster

(n.) the state of verginity;your virinity

Hey I lost my hampster at church the other day!

by BILLY May 13, 2005