Billy's definitions

tweaked

Out of sorts, or on drugs.

He was so tweaked that he didn't know whether he was coming or going.

by Billy March 11, 2003

chief

(v.) To smoke marijuana. Commonly used as slang for "getting high", "smoking up", etc.

Yo let's go chief after school today.

by Billy February 10, 2003

tallywacker

another word for a penis

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker

by billy February 3, 2003

Glass

transparent material often found in windows, refrigerated display cases for food and beverages, which, when it is used in a scene of a Steven Seagal movie, will cause a fight to occur and which will be shattered by human heads and bodies.

by Billy January 26, 2003

bobbit

To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger

When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.

by Billy January 26, 2003

strokin the salami

jerking off, masterbation

im gonna go stoke the salami

by Billy November 23, 2002

masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

by Billy November 14, 2002