27 definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover

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Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.
Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 09, 2018
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(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.
Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
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diddly squat ain’t but nuthinat all
I had DIDDLY SQUAT to do with selling all that gay pornography to those terrorists!
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 19, 2019
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A word that exists because "We Will Overcome" doesn't have the same ring to it.
By 'shall,' do you mean 'may' or 'will'?
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
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when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019
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(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019
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