Wonderwall

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.
Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.
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9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.
Everyone did 9/20.
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antisong

A song by a skilled musician trying to make a bad song. The result is a song so bad that it must be genius.

Not to be confused with camp (accidentally bad; ironically good) or parody (a mockery of a good song).
The Rick Roll song is camp.

Amish Paradise” is a parody song.

Old Town Road” is an antisong (because only a genius could have made it).
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squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.
23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)
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Texas Hold ‘Em

The superior form of poker: each player is dealt 2 cards, face down. A round of betting ensues. Then 3 cards are dealt in the middle of the table, face up. Bet. Another card in the middle. Bet. Again. Bet. Your hand is not required to include the initial facedown cards and standard poker rules apply.

If a winner fails to shout “yee-haw” before grabbing her chips, she mist shout 5 “the starts at night are big and bright,” each followed by 5 short claps of the hands and a joyous “DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!”

Anyone who forgets the Alamo must be shot.
Let’s play Texas Hold ‘Em
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Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
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