27 definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover

jazz

The greatest American invention.

It's about the notes you *don't* play.

A genre of music few white people can handle.

A revolutionary musical genre birthed in New Orleans in the early 20th Century by black. Jazz arose from the folk and spiritual music traditions of freed slaves in the Mississippi Delta, and is the patriarch of blues, R&B, Rock & Roll, and all contemporary popular music.

You hear a lot of Jazz around Christmastime

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018

Wonderwall

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.

Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 13, 2018

9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.

Everyone did 9/20.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019

Forgetting the Alamo

a crime in the State of Texas that is punishable by branding of the Alamo into the ass of the condemned (lest he forget the Alamo again).

Judge, I will actually suck your dick if you let me off with probation for forgetting the Alamo. It’ll never happen again!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover August 1, 2019

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 13, 2018

semicolon

A colon that winks with its tail, this glyph (“;”) literally translates to “I went to college” and purports to conjoin two related independent clauses.

What is a semicolon?

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 7, 2019