grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.
"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."
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on the take

Getting paid for one’s role in fraud or corruption.
The entire state of Louisiana is on the take.
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Kennedy, Anthony

Anthony Kennedy is a Supreme Court Justice who has spent so many years straddling a fence in a robe that his insides have been wholly impaled by a wooden post.
Sorry Doctor, but Kennedy, Anthony has come to the ER again with a fencepost up his ass.
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Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
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zoned-out

when you’re thinking about something, and it makes you forget to talk.
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
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social construct

A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:

Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.

Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
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Tricks

A trick is what whores do for money.

Not to be confused with illusion
They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!
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