BillieJeanIsNotMyLover's definitions

The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Wonderwall

(Verb) To wonderwall is to ruin a nice social event with mediocre guitar playing.

Any party that you wonderwall will be your last party.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.

It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.

After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

Tricks

A trick is what whores do for money.

Not to be confused with illusion

They're not tricks, Michael! They're illusions!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018

9/20

According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.

Everyone did 9/20.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019

social construct

A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:

Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.

Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.

Mondays are a social construct.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019