tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.
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jazz

The greatest American invention.

It's about the notes you *don't* play.

A genre of music few white people can handle.

A revolutionary musical genre birthed in New Orleans in the early 20th Century by black. Jazz arose from the folk and spiritual music traditions of freed slaves in the Mississippi Delta, and is the patriarch of blues, R&B, Rock & Roll, and all contemporary popular music.
You hear a lot of Jazz around Christmastime
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grassy knoll

The greatest knoll you'll ever know.
"What a nice grassy knoll you have here, Governor Connally."
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squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.
23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)
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Bird Law

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
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Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
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social construct

A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:

Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.

Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
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