Definitions by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover
zoned-out
Mouth open, he zoned-out to think about bonobos as his bitch of a wife continued to whine about the croutons at the salad bar at the restaurant that SHE chose on YOUR birthday.
zoned-out by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019
9/20
According to memelore, everyone is going to storm Area 51 on September 20, 2019 and finally meet the aliens.
9/20 by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019
social construct
A rhetorical technique used (often by a neurotic undergraduate a with a Yoko Ono tattoo) to deny the existence of irrefutable fact. But this is not its original meaning:
Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.
Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
Properly understood, a social construct is a thing that emerges as a result of social interaction. For instance, the price of gold is a social construct—it emerges from the market for gold as an approximation of how society presently values gold in relation to another asset, usually currency.
Social constructs are no less "real" than the price of gold is "real." It's not as real as gold itself, but it's pretty damn real.
social construct by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 14, 2019
on the take
on the take by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 14, 2019
ordering Chinese
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
Zonked
(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.
Zonked by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019