Definitions by Bill the Cat

Barenaked Ladies 

A bunch of hoser hypocrites who sing wholesome songs about Kraft Dinner but in reality snort cocaine with Canadian dollar bills.

One of the Barenaked Ladies got arrested last week.

Barenaked Ladies by bill the cat August 15, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

date shield by bill the cat August 11, 2008

Romanian moment 

A point in time when a leader finally realizes that he has completely lost control. Term relates to the events of 1989 when Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu was standing on the balcony in Bucharest and was unable to stop the crowd from booing him. A few days later his government fell and he was executed.

Many people think George W. Bush's Romanian moment was Hurricane Katrina while others think it's the rabid opposition to the Harriet Miers nomination. But others says it will soon happen over his handling of the War on Terror.

Romanian moment by bill the cat August 11, 2008

YMMV 

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

YMMV by bill the cat August 3, 2008

French toast 

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?
Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

French toast by Bill the Cat May 27, 2008

bullshirt

A euphemism for bullshit which was a popular t-shirt slogan during the 1970s.

This is nothing but bullshirt.

bullshirt by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

numb digger 

A euphemism for dumb nigger.

What's the difference between a crippled coal miner and O.J. Simpson?

One is a numb digger.

numb digger by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008