pilgrim

Someone who wants something for nothing.

Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.

by Bill the Cat April 21, 2008

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

YMMV

Your Mileage May Vary. Little talked about escort code for "If you're good looking you may be entitled to some extras beyond the standard "straight fuck" FS and BJ such as GFE, DATY and FK". This is usually done to encourage a repeat call from a desirable client.

When she said YMMV, boy did she mean YMMV.

by bill the cat August 03, 2008

date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

short bus

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.

On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.

by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008

strenuous request

To demand something strongly but not being in a position to get it.

Give your girlfriend a diamond ring then you can demand a blow job. But if you give her cubic zirconium then you can only make a strenuous request.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

narrowback

A lazy person of Irish descent who will not perform any honest work.

The narrowbacks stole my potatoes.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008