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Definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

When you masturbate and a school of sperm comes out
Man, I masturbated more times than how many people are in my school!
Must of been a school of sperm

Clockwork 

When you give a blowjob to someone and they are spinning there dick around in your mouth
Jack: Did you here that Ben gave a clockwork to that dead hooker on the street?
Matt: Nice

Bee sting 

When your taking a piss and it hurts more than a fucking bee sting
Every time I piss, it stings like a fucking bee

Bee sting
The best fucking food on the planet
Jason: tacos are amazing, your country has the best food, glad you jumped over the border just to cook this from me.
Jose Hernandez Lopez ramirez garcia flores de el castillo cebello agua de horchata carillo
apaga los frijoles cortes de leon pinche
heuvon martinez bidi
bom bom perez chulo de la cruz aguacarte amor santa maría el sanel de la nombre del parade y del hijo y de espiritu
Santo amen parde nuestro que estas en el cielo
santificado sea tu nombre blanco maricias mendez rosas rios la ross patas de el culo torres velascos casas cata
corto fernendez guzmen rubio carlos miguael pablo francisco juan mayo no fatima chuy
jesus ceasr feilpe javier chavo: thanks bro
When your scared of women
Brendan had a phobia of women, or at least that’s what it seems like since he’s never talked to one

Pale moon 

When someone flaunts there ass and it’s whiter than Kim kardashian covered in black guy sperm
Brendan wanted to have intercourse with all his friends, so he showed his pale moon

Condom joke 

When you tell a joke about your scrotum
Brendan: wanna year a condom joke
Jason: fuck no