Halloween candy

Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!

Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!

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Mad scientist

Some fucking retarted mad man who creates potions and shit to bring dead serial killers back to life.

You motherfuckin mad scientist!

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Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.

I gotta go to the Jewlery store real quick before I see the fuzz show up at my door.

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When the voices in your head come back, but they sound old as shit

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When someone flaunts there ass and it’s whiter than Kim kardashian covered in black guy sperm

Brendan wanted to have intercourse with all his friends, so he showed his pale moon

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Robert: do you see those Africans covered in mud?
Wool heads: *jungle language*

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