143 definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Pikmin 4

Pikmin 4… it’s coming in 2 days… I will finally have it after ten fucking years.

I might murder someone if pikmin 4 doesn’t come out soon

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend July 19, 2023

Electronics

Something your addicted to.

I’d be dead right now if electronics didn’t exist, I’d kill myself if I don’t have my daily porn, I just love masturbating.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023

Red planet

Where the red rocket goes

Stan jerked off his dog until it blasted off into the sky onto the red planet and it released a gooey white substance to make sure it was really there.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023

Retarted dinosaur

When an autistic kid roars and won’t shut his fucking mouth until you give him a rocket launcher and tell him he’s in fortnite

Finn was acting like a retarted dinosaur, so I gave him a rocket launcher and told him he was in Fortnite and he ended up kill 34% of the people in the school. He then ended up jumping out of the window trying to build and died. So I guess all the dinosaurs did go extinct. And that kids, is the the story of the retarted dinosaur

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

Cliff hanger

When your falling off a cliff and than while your friend is trying to save you they say, and that’s all folks! You than have to wait for the next episode and it turn out that your friend just threw you off the fucking cliff.

I was left on a fucking cliff hanger last night while watching my favorite tv show!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Atlantis

A lost city, just like my ball when some whore kicked me in the fucking goddamn fucking balls

Chad: Some hooker kicked me in the balls and now I can’t find one
Jack: It’s just like Atlantis

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 7, 2023

Bitch

When your bitch is being a bitch cuz she won’t go make you a sandwhich so you call her a bitch.

Go get me some Popeyes bitch.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023