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Definitions by Bill cosby’s boyfriend

Dragonfruit 

When you watch gay dragon porn while being the big spoon, gay sex spooning specifically.
Brendan: I love dragonfruits

Wrestling 

Something my step brother and step sister do all the time!
I keep hearing my gay neighbors wrestling in the backyard, I should probaly join in

Playground 

The place where you hide bodies and weapons and restraining orders.
Where black people live and speak there language by clicking their tounge.
Wanna spend a night in the jungle?
Where the black people live? Fuck no, we’d have to spend all our money on kfc and purple kool aid if we were to do that.

Roleplay 

When you are horny, but you are actually more freaky than you usually are, and you end up fucking your shawty while wearing a pizza man outfit
Brendan: we should roleplay, I’ll be the plumber and your the victim
Joey: I’m good

Plush vagina 

1: when you insert your penis in the female private parts aka the vagina and it feels like the inside of an Umbreon plush toy (any plush toy really, maybe even Judy hopps, shes really fucking hot, i have a boner just thinking about her), aka a plush vagina.
2: when you cut a hole in a Lola bunny (any plush toy really, it could even be Spider-Man!) and you fuck it.
1: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.
2: damn, the inside of you feels like a plush toy. You have a plush vagina.

I need a therapist
The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore
Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot