Hot spring

When you put your dick into someone’s wet kitty, but it’s hot. Not like sexy, but warm. So warm that it melts your dick and you end up cumming 5 seconds into it.

I went to the hot spring with Abby last night!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023

Reddit is dead

Reddit is fucking gone

Reddit is dead

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Playground

The place where you hide bodies and weapons and restraining orders.

Hide the bodies at the local playground!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 09, 2023

Taco

The best fucking food on the planet

Jason: tacos are amazing, your country has the best food, glad you jumped over the border just to cook this from me.
Jose Hernandez Lopez ramirez garcia flores de el castillo cebello agua de horchata carillo
apaga los frijoles cortes de leon pinche
heuvon martinez bidi
bom bom perez chulo de la cruz aguacarte amor santa maría el sanel de la nombre del parade y del hijo y de espiritu
Santo amen parde nuestro que estas en el cielo
santificado sea tu nombre blanco maricias mendez rosas rios la ross patas de el culo torres velascos casas cata
corto fernendez guzmen rubio carlos miguael pablo francisco juan mayo no fatima chuy
jesus ceasr feilpe javier chavo: thanks bro

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 06, 2023

Bow tie

Something that strangles the absoulute shit out of me when I put it on.

Did you hear bill died last night?
Yeah, he was strangled by his feckin bow tie

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 05, 2023

Ice cream truck

Something pedophiles steal so they can pick up some cute kids.

You want a SpongeBob popsicle?

Ice cream trucks are so lit

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 08, 2023