Bill's definitions

layin some pipe

The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so.

Dude, I can't hold it much longer, I'm gonna have to lay some pipe.

by bill May 1, 2003

Glazed Donut

The glaze affect left on ones face after eating Poonis

Yo son.. what did you just eat cause it looks like you had a glazed donut!

by Bill December 5, 2003

RQ

Short for Regimental Quarters, worlds most awesome Hobby Shop.

We were at RQ until 1:30 last night.

I'm at RQ.

by Bill February 23, 2004

f4ygr0t

An alternative to calling someone a faggot.

OMG!! I pwn3d that n00bl4r faygrot!!!111

by Bill September 18, 2003

semen grilla

noun:A human being of questionable integrity who hordes mass amounts of semen, then grills said semen over an open flame using tin foil or a similar grilling apparatus. What is done with said semen after the grilling process leads to the integral questioning forementioned.

Friend walks out to deck and finds other friend manning the grill."Oh my god...dude is that...by all thats holy i'm living with a semen grilla!"

by Bill April 19, 2008

braces

An aesthetically based waste of money and life.
They do nothing but harm the wearer and profit the dentist.

Only to be worn by those in desperate need. For example: If your teeth are literally falling out.

If not ignore the supposed "miracle smile" you'll receive.
It's NOT worth it.
Most dentists/orthodontists fail to mention that you will have to wear a retainer for the rest of your tangible existence.

But at least you'll look good, eh?

"Hell I'm Satan, I'll be your orthadontist for the next three years!"

braces

by Bill June 18, 2006

shoobie

n. Tourist, particularly one who in the course of his/her activities interferes with the traditional usage of beach areas. (Rest easy, Dave. Origin: New Jersey, c. 1920)

It's getting more difficult each day to catch waves with all these shoobies in the water!

by Bill May 2, 2003