Randolph

The pimp ass Judge from a Few Good Men

Jessep: I'll apreciate it if you address me as Colonel or Sir, I believe I earned it.

Randolph: The defense counsel will address the witness as Colonel or Sir.

Jessep: I dont know what the hell kinda unit you're running here.

Randolph: And the WITNESS will address this court as Judge or Your Honor. I'm quite certain I earned it. Take your seat Colonel

by Bill April 13, 2006

Samurai Jesus

Jesus Christ as a samurai warrior. He defined the true meaning of "the last supper" when he took on the Ninja assholes after they were done with their rice balls. Samurai Jesus is also the master of air hockey...nobody beats him.

"I challenged Samurai Jesus to a game of air hockey and he beat me like a bitch."

by Bill March 15, 2004

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

whank

. . . what a guy likes to do to his pud . . . usually to climax.

Like . . . I whanked it and . . .. WOW . . . I saw STARS ! ! ! . . . AND . . . in a few minutes I can whank AGAIN!!

by Bill January 17, 2004

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 06, 2004

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003

ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

by bill November 26, 2004