telecommunicate

To talk to someone using a phone. Used instead of the word "call".

Hey baby, what's your number? I'll telecommunicate you.

by Bilal H. December 15, 2010

asshold

ass-hold

A chair or seat.

I hate this asshold

by Bilal H. December 15, 2010

deaf date

Almost like a "blind date", except it is with a girl that you've seen (real life or pictures) but never talked to.

Yo Eddy, I'm going on a deaf date with that chick I met on facebook!

by Bilal H. July 16, 2010

Hamburger Hete

A hamburger with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of buns.

Hamburger Hete?! Dude, that's like a heart attack in a bun... or, in a doughnut, rather.

by Bilal H. August 18, 2010