Bigboy packet's definitions

Maidstone

The absolutely jankiest town in the whole of Kent. Is the main meetup spot for all of kents pikeys and traveller scumbags. Walking down the hi street at night is more dangerous than anything on earth. Lots of wannabe gangstas in there snide canada goose coats causing trouble with locals and just being fucking annoying cunts.And to top it all of, the only other type of people in the place are ugly goths who hang in brenchley with mega nonces and nitbags who will do anythin for a marlboro gold. Common slang that youll hear in maidstone:
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets

Wanna go down maidstone for a shop?
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then

by Bigboy packet March 13, 2022

Henry

3.5 grams of cocaine called a henry after henry the "eighth" (3.5grams is an eighth of an ounce)

Ah mate 1.5 aint enough gonna need a henry!

by Bigboy packet July 30, 2021

comedown

The consequences of running out of drugs like mdma or cocaine. You will crave it and not be able to sleep at all.

Just had a joint to sleep after the comedown from last night

by Bigboy packet December 22, 2021

crate run

Crate run refers to quickly grabbing a crate of chosen alcohol and running out the shop with it. Done alot in Kent England best shop for it is Co op.

i wanna get gattered wanna go on a crate run?

by Bigboy packet November 9, 2021

catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.

used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it

by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021

Gypo Swing

A punch in which you are using all your weight and swinging a punch with as much SWING put in as possible, Usually very easy to dodge since its a slow wide swing. Called gypo swing since gypsys love fighting even though theyre terrible punchers.

Just gave that guy a gypo swing but he dodged it!

by Bigboy packet March 17, 2022

Charlie

Charlie is either your bestfriend charlie, or its your best friend charlie the white powder!

My mate charlie just sniffed charlie

by Bigboy packet December 26, 2021