key

a word that means either a kilogram of drugs(cannabis, cocaine etc), or a small amount of powdered drug (such as cocaine) that is sniffed off a door key.
just moved that key and made racks off it!
just sniffed a key of colombians finest in the club toilets. The perfume man aint happy,
by Bigboy packet August 05, 2021
mugGet the keymug.

Pony pack

A small square of paper folded to hold cocaine as it wont get stuck to it like plastic bags do since theyre made of paper or card.
just got a half and its in a baggy not a pony pack half of its stuck to the corners!
by Bigboy packet April 03, 2022
mugGet the Pony packmug.

Maidstone

The absolutely jankiest town in the whole of Kent. Is the main meetup spot for all of kents pikeys and traveller scumbags. Walking down the hi street at night is more dangerous than anything on earth. Lots of wannabe gangstas in there snide canada goose coats causing trouble with locals and just being fucking annoying cunts.And to top it all of, the only other type of people in the place are ugly goths who hang in brenchley with mega nonces and nitbags who will do anythin for a marlboro gold. Common slang that youll hear in maidstone:
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets
Wanna go down maidstone for a shop?
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then
by Bigboy packet March 13, 2022
mugGet the Maidstonemug.

comedown

The consequences of running out of drugs like mdma or cocaine. You will crave it and not be able to sleep at all.
Just had a joint to sleep after the comedown from last night
by Bigboy packet December 22, 2021
mugGet the comedownmug.

coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
by Bigboy packet November 26, 2021
mugGet the coke penismug.

catapult

A y shaped weapon used by travellers to shoot ball bearings and wheelnuts, probably while they ride a horse wagon.
used my catapult to take that swan out! mothers life i take oath i hit it
by Bigboy packet August 25, 2021
mugGet the catapultmug.

Bong mix

A mixture of cannabis and tobbaco usually mixed together in a grinder or container. Gives you the high of cannabis and the head rush of the tobacco.
me and jimbo was out in the shed making bong mixes for the night to rip.
by Bigboy packet August 22, 2021
mugGet the Bong mixmug.