by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 09, 2021
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 June 24, 2020
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 February 05, 2017
when a man defecates directly onto his female partner’s anus and it drips or falls to the vagina. Then he mashes it into her vagina and anus and she pushes it out into a cup to eat like ice cream. Then the guy has to cum on the shit.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 May 14, 2020
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016
When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.
Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021
A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.
Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.
by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 November 13, 2021