twestify

Twestify: verb. To testify on Twitter. Offer respect and complete agreement with a statement made in 140 characters or fewer.
Bill: "That #Rebecca Black sure goin t b hot wen she grown up!"
Ted: 'Twestify dat!'
by BigDaddyCash July 22, 2011
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Brad Anderson

Adjective: someone who is so bad at sex that they have never knowingly had physical relations with a heterosexual woman who enthusiastically participates in sex.

Refers to a now legendary tweet by one Brad Anderson at 5.14pm on 5/12/19 where, replying to a sex ban brought about by the fetal heartbeat controversy Anderson said "I get the point you're trying to make, but I have yet to meet a hetero woman who enthusiastically participates in sex."
Jeez, that guy was a complete Brad Anderson. I've had urinary tract infections that have given me more feels than that man's fumblings.
by BigDaddyCash May 13, 2019
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