Shelfhanger

A man who waits in bars particularly so he can pull the twenty to twoers as he knows he has no chance to pull any-one decent looking. he i sso called as he hangs on for girls that would other wise be 'left on the shelf'
I think that shelfhanger is waiting on you, you ugly bitch
by BigDaddyCash October 08, 2008
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catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Dude, I totally catted that!
by BigDaddyCash August 01, 2020
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