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Corey's a Lobster! 

Corey (or anyone else for that matter) is someone commonly called a "Lobster" when he is acting stupid, weird or annoying.
Corey: *Makes a weird sound in class*
Student 1: what was that?
Student 2: He's calling for a female Lobster to mate with.
Student 3: Corey's a Lobster!

Corey’s asshole 

The pinkest whitest drippiest being in the earth. Tastes like pork. The ultimate jelly belly bad/good jellybean eating contest. Kinda tastes like the egg one.
Guy 1: What do you think corey’s asshole tastes like

guy 2: Corey’s asshole tastes like the egg flavored jelly belly.

corey's blanket 

to shoot out so much sperm that it produces a blanket
He corey's blanket on her
corey's blanket by jrizzo May 3, 2005

Schrodinger's Corny

Someone who calls everything and everyone corny especially when they have nothing of value to input to the conversation
Person one: I just got this idea for a fun little home made film. Schrodinger's Corny:that’s so corny

corey scherer 

Corey Scherer is a YouTuber. He is so funny and amazing in general. He lives in a house with Colby Brock, Jake Weber, Sam Golbach Aaron Doh and his girlfriend Devyn Lundy. Was in a YouTube channel called TFIL with Elton Castee, Colby Brock and Sam Golbach. Corey is also a professional dancer
Corey Scherer is the most hilarious person in the world
corey scherer by The XPLR fan January 18, 2019

Corey Seager 

A super hot baseball player for the dodgers. He has super nice hair and a really cute smile. And don't get me started on his bod!!! Let me just say Amen!!!
I need me a Corey Seager!! Such a Hottie!!!
Corey Seager by Animal... July 30, 2017