WTFx4 

What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

The four essential questions one asks in exasperation when something bad happens to them or someone close to them that was totally unexpected.

When walking back to my ride last night after getting jiggy at the club I saw that someone stole my curb feelers! I immediately texted my bro WTFx4: What The Fuck? Who The Fuck? When The Fuck? and Why The Fuck?

WTFx4 by BigBlackBlick November 5, 2010

wtfxup

means what the fu*ks up?

Billy: Hey! WTFXUP?

Annie: nm u?

wtf,wtfxup

wtfxup by omgitsme! December 9, 2008

WTFX 

A variant of WTF, it can also be used to shorten "what the fuck is" (see wtfxup). WTFX is often used angrily in responses demanding moar information (see example 1), making it an antithesis of lolwot.

The word is not restricted to the immediate necessity of imperative information, however, as it can also be used to express disdain or disapproval in a joyful or mocking manner (see example 2).

The most common, however, being a simple request for further elucidation (see example 3).

Ex. 1:

Boy: So I heard you got some action at that party a few nights ago.

Girl: I hope I didn't, I was way was drunk.

Boy: No wonder you aren't moving in the video.

Girl: WTFX your problem?

Example 2:

Jack: I just got some moar anonyhate.

Bob: Let's hear it.

Jack: "Your gayer than six gays on a gay boat."

Bob: WTFX?

Ex. 3:

Guy that doesn't get laid: So um...so i herd u liek mudkipz

Guy who gets laid: WTFX that?

WTFX by adamryan November 11, 2009

wtfxuphere 

What the fuck is up here

Dude#1: this thing is going to blow up in about 5 mins
Dude#2: WTFXUPHERE???

wtfxuphere by KillerKip February 27, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019