Definitions by Big Nation

Shimpsis

a seafood dish, or a cartoon sitcom about a family,

Yeah dawg, Lemme get an order of the fried shimpsis.
Yo Dude! after the Penn State game we gotta watch the Shimpsis

Shimpsis by Big Nation April 4, 2003

Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

Sand Ham by Big Nation April 3, 2003

Flounder Face

When you take such a shit, it makes you feel like both of your eyes are on one side of your head

Damn. Taht shit I just bushed out was so big. I was makin a face as to where I be felt like both of my eye balls were on one side of my head.

Flounder Face by Big Nation March 31, 2003

Vehicular Hammercide

When you take a shit on the hood of someones car

Willy was the victom ov Vehicular Hammercide

Vehicular Hammercide by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Elmered

When you blow your man glue all over some broads ass, chest, or face

After my old lady wawshed it gewd, I elmered all over her chest and face

Elmered by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Disco Chest

MAN: a dude who has hair poppin out his collar.
Woman: A broad who has glitter all over heer titties

Yo willy! Kev's got a disco chest

Damn girl, all that glitter all over your tits. I'm a call you disco chest

Disco Chest by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.

Curtain tits by Big Nation March 28, 2003