Dude, what did you do last night? Oh wow man, I went to the lodge and drank alot of really great beers. Oh holy shit, you got Lodge Faced last night, and you didn't call me? Well, you were hanging out with your old lady and I know she dont like it there because she's a tool and only wants to go to the Continental and drink martini's with McShane and other close minded people who only wear black and grey and talk about nothing of interest, like reality TV.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak