Big Mac's definitions

color guard

another phrase for "free drama classes" that gives twenty highly disturbed teenage girls access to long poles, sabre's, rifle's, and the ability to kick their faces with their legs. basically, if you really want to die, go tell one of the girls that they remind you of an old cheerleading buddy. they'll go tai chi on ur ass.

Joe: Whoa... dude... did you see that gaurdie shove that flag up that guys ass? he must've cheated on her or something.
Frank: AHHH! cover your balls man... they're coming towards us with sabre's!
Joe: Oh no... my artificial leg just broke... go on without me... SAVE YOURSELF!!!!!!

by Big Mac May 21, 2004

Fat Idiot

A person that weighs in excess of 300 pounds and is always acting idiotic.

Yow is such a fat idiot.

by Big Mac July 21, 2004

Gobble Nob

A person who partakes of Nob in a fashion deemed unsuitably gobblesome. Originating from the greek 'Gobblealot Nobulus', a recently extict toad native to the marshes of the British Fens.

You fucking Gobble Nob, why don't you go and Gobble a Nob, you fuck.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

fabulousity

having the quality of fabulousness to an unbearable extreme; completely and utterly fabulous; possibly a latent homosexuality

1. Let us revisit the fabulousity of the 80s.
2. That corral silk shirt just highlights his fabulousity.

by Big Mac December 5, 2004

Bullet Shifting

When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...

Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !

by BIG MAC June 1, 2012

Halo

Getting hand while getting head.

"He got halo from that girl"

by Big Mac January 4, 2005

Strap

To have possesion of a fire-arm

Im' strap witta gat

by Big MAC September 19, 2003