Johnny Depp

A guy who can't grow a proper beard

Johnny Depp can't grow a proper beard

Your beard is as lame a Johnny Depp's

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

gash

Vagina

(Elizabeth) I love the taste of gash!

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

Axe wound

A vagina

(Cillian) How d'your date go?

(Elijah) Great! I fucked her axe wound senseless!

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

Smash her back doors in

Have anal sex with somebody

(William) Hey bro, I hear you gotta date with Diane!

(Callum) Yeah. I'm gonna smash her back doors in dude..

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

Potatoes

Very large testes (testicals)

Jezuz! look at the size of his potatoes!

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

ass fucking

fucking somebody in the asshole

(Tod) You need a good ass fucking bae.

(Britney) Oh my goodness!

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019

Potato

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

by Big Homie 73 August 02, 2019