Big Fat J's definitions

heimen noodle

pubic residue

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

nostipicus

the act of sexual intercourse by sticking the penis is the nostil named after the greek god Nostipicus outlawed to have sex so he found a new way to find pleasure.

come on baby,... its just nostipicus.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

skimater

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.

i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

handmack

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

tui

a japanese hooker

i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jum

a terrible practical joke when one ejaculates in anothers orange juice.

That jum was kinda messed up.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

wanounadan

the ACT OF stAbbiNG somEONE rePEATedlY FAllowED by TWistinG Your dick IN THE HOle whILE THey TAKE a shit

i saw a story about the wanounadan case on the 5 oclock news...it was very tragic.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003