tui

a japanese hooker

i think your mom used to be a tui. thats rad. can i get a discount?

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jum

a terrible practical joke when one ejaculates in anothers orange juice.

That jum was kinda messed up.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

pimpalicious

something so amazingly great, it would make a pimp smile.

dude! that ho is pimpalicious! she would make her pimp proud!

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

heimen noodle

pubic residue

i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

nostipicus

the act of sexual intercourse by sticking the penis is the nostil named after the greek god Nostipicus outlawed to have sex so he found a new way to find pleasure.

come on baby,... its just nostipicus.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

handmack

your hand gets lots of sex while your penis looks on in a dissappointed depression.

4th grader- "dude u are suck a handmack"

college junior- "you aint shit but a handmack"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jail sequence

the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.

i never heard of a jail sequence til Bubba "mishandled my package"

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003