Butt Clott

When your butt hair is tangled so that it traps feces in a similar process to flies in a spiderweb.

Ah shit, now I've gotta snip my butt clott.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Tinsist

When you hook up with a girl, thinking she's a lesbian, but really she's a transgender dude. So a tinsist was straight, and still is!

So, George is a tinsist?

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Cattychompus

A racist name for an Asian, particularly for a Korean or Chinese person.

Run Whiskers! It's a cattychompus!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Stankerchief

When someone offers you their handkerchief to wipe your face, butt instead you wipe your ass with it.

Ah damnit Duncan, you made it a stankerchief!

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

Butthole Broth

When your ass sweats, creating a swampy feel in your underwear.

Bro, PE gave me butthole broth.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019

Shartruse

When someone thinks they must far, but accidentally do so with such force that it leaves a chartreuse color paste in their underwear, a mixture of blood and diarrhea.

A shit, I made shartruse.

by Big Brown boy April 22, 2019