Definitions by Big, Big, Martian

Family Gathering 

An event where you have to interact with your weird cousins, where you're grandma still doesn't get that your aunt is dating ''friend'' Claire and when they disappear to another room they ain't knitting, and you're Uncle Terry likes to get drunk and tell you how the Royal Family are Reptilians and 9/11 was an inside job.

Michel: Hey Will, wanna come over this weekend?
Will: Sorry, can't, I have to go to a family gathering
Michel: OK, how many tabs are you gonna need?
Will: Twelve

Family Gathering by Big, Big, Martian November 30, 2022

Minecraft Girlfriend 

Something every guy in the 2020s either wanted be have or wanted to be

Terry: Please! Don't hurt me!
Brad: Shut up dweeb!
Terry: Just let me text Mt Minecraft Girlfriend one last time

*Brad's phone vibrates*
*Awkward silence*
--TIMESKIP--
Terry: And that kids is how I met your father

Minecraft Girlfriend by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Cygnus

A word used by hack mid 20th century science fiction writers when they want somewhere to sound all cool and shit

Zeeblezorp: Greetings Earthman, I am Zeeblezorp from the planet Cygnus 7 B
Terry: Do you mean 7 Cygni B?
Zeeblezorp: Im sorry Terry but obviously English isn't my first language!

Cygnus by Big, Big, Martian October 17, 2022

Grey Alien 

A large eyed extraterrestrial from the Zeta Reticuli Star System, their main hobbies are abducting Humans, anal probing, creating ET/Human hybrids and long walks on the beach, they are occasionally referred to as Reticulans or Zeta Reticulans

Michael: My grandfather was abducted by Grey aliens once!
John: Did they have huge tits?
Michael: No, they where all short and bald and shit.
John: Well, that's disappointing.

Grey Alien by Big, Big, Martian July 18, 2022