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coonter hold 

it is where the male or female can grab one another around the neck. It is an upgrade from the more common hair pull. can be used in many postions.
Wendy " O my god, last nights sex with stocky went way out there. he grabbed me in the best coonter hold ever.! was doing me doggie grabbed my neck and tried bending me in half."
Tracey "he did the same with me, girl that man knows how to fuck! respect for that"
coonter hold by maaaccckkkyyy January 17, 2009

Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike 

Warowl's Third Law Of Counter Strike states that games which have a map maker/editor feature , will always have a Dust 2 summoned from the void
Dude 1 : Yo dude , "random game" has added a map maker feature and i found dust 2 on it yesterday
Dude 2: Warowl's Third Law of Counter Strike strikes yet again

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.

Counter Sarcasm 

Counter Sarcasm or "Advanced Sarcasm" is a defense mechanism used by highly trained sarcastic people to counter another persons sarcastic remark by responding to it as if what they just said was actually true.
Waitress: **walks up to table in her uniform with a pad and pen in her hand.**
Customer: Good morning, are you my waitress?
Waitress: No, i'm just standing here looking pretty!(sarcastically)
Customer: Oh, so who's going to take my order then? (Counter Sarcasm)

LOL
Counter Sarcasm by LeoNidas April 3, 2013