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Definitions by Bert Fegg

Limb Lump Dump 

When one enters into an irregular bowel movement and produces a stool the size of a human babies arm.
Alison: “Brian, Brian….! Can you call a Paramedic. I have Limb Lump Dumped….!”

Brain: “Alison, not again. These irregular bowel movements must stop. Consider the local sewerage systems. They cannot accommodate stools such as the girth that you produce. Sewerage engineering has some advancement to make before correct distribution of your Turds can be achieved”.
Limb Lump Dump by Bert Fegg November 24, 2007
A large lump anal flesh that has broken away during a distressing bowel movement.
Rob Runtoid: “Alison, what is that down the toilet, it won’t flush away…?”

Alison: “It’s a Frintok Rob. I have been having some problems…..!!”
Frintok by Bert Fegg November 20, 2007
A large section of dried Cow dung that is used in cooking processes by European Gypsies. Typically the Gypsies marinade their chosen food in the Cow dung 17 days before cooking. Sausage Spimbid for example, Sausages left in Cow dung for 17 days then lightly heated before eating.
Mick: “Whaaats for dinner Miss Mick..?”

Miss Mick: “Feck off, Spimbid Sausage.”
Spimbid by Bert Fegg October 29, 2007

Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

Dishtoinky 

An old Blanket that smells of chinda and has not been cleaned for some time.
That Dishtoinky smells bad. One must wash it one day.
Dishtoinky by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007

Massettoid

When a living organism begins to make "bleeping" noises to a binary code.
That man has started to sound Massettoid. He is making noises such as "Mib", "Bib", "Chib".
Massettoid by Bert Fegg October 27, 2007