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Grey Squirrel

North Wales phrase for an older man.

Generally, one that has grey hair.

Not as dashing as a 'Silver Fox'.

Tends to be bushier
Emma: Ooh David you are like a Silver Fox
Neil: I'm greyer than him!
Dave: You're more like a Grey Squirrel
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
mugGet the Grey Squirrelmug.

SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021
mugGet the SLOAN Rangermug.

Backdoor Bomber

Referring to an openly camp man who thinks they are hard by competing in Boxing or such sport. Getting physical with men

Known for entering via the backdoor
Your boxing name should be 'Backdoor Bomber' ya flamer
by BershamBackdoor March 17, 2020
mugGet the Backdoor Bombermug.

Goochlings

People that are acting like prats.

People that are being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

Named after the small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I bloody knew it would be you two Goochlings!
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
mugGet the Goochlingsmug.

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.
"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"
by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019
mugGet the Gammon Earmug.

Bullhead

Used to describe someone with an incredulously large head.

Looking like a real life Frank Side bottom or someone whose Mum had sex with Mr Potato head.

Impossible to get hats for.

Noticeable on beaches during the summer as it looks like the planet Mars resting on a beach
The size of that fucking head mate. Right Bullhead aren't ya!

Sit at the back of the cinema Bullhead so the rest of us can watch the film
by BershamBackdoor April 19, 2020
mugGet the Bullheadmug.

Sloaner

Refers to the kind of person who likes to Slink off on their own. Combination of the words Slink and Alone.

Used to describe someone who abandons ship at the first opportunity. Similar to Rats leaving a sinking ship
Cannot believe you've changed jobs again. You are a complete sloaner
by BershamBackdoor April 7, 2021
mugGet the Sloanermug.

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