Benormous's definitions

no strings

A response to a too good proposal. Asking if there's no catch and your not going to be expected to do something in return.

A shorter form of "no strings attached"

Dude 1: Here, you can borrow my car for your road trip.
Dude 2: For real! No strings?

by benormous January 26, 2006

after shock

Post-testicular pain after you think the worst pain has passed.

After being mildly kicked in the balls, you think to yourself, "That wasn't as bad as it could've been!" Then you get hit by an after shock.

John: Ok *cough cough* I'm gonna be OK... wait... oh god...
Frank: What dude?
John: *cough* After shock!

by benormous May 4, 2006

told

To verbally abuse someone so bad they have nothing left to say.

Stan: Dude, what are you doing?
Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!

by benormous April 30, 2006

gangstarism

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...

by benormous September 19, 2005

cootie

Contagious mental disease spread by contact of skin though genders, mainly contracted in begining grades. Side effects are public humiliation.

Jason got cooties because he touched Brittany!

by benormous July 21, 2008

Steve Perry

Phrase used by Matt Stone and Trey Parker in the film 'Baseketball' as a psych-out in their newly made sport.

Matt: C'mom Squeak, throw the ball!
*Squeak prepares for his shot*
Trey: Steve Perry! Steve Perry!
Squeak: Gaaahhh!
*Air ball*

by benormous May 4, 2006

mycology

The study of fungi. Diverted from the greek word for fungus, mykes.

Pat: What are you going to study at colledge?
Sam: Mycology.
Pat: What's that?
Sam: Something about mushrooms, I'm gonna try jack some shrooms.

by benormous May 5, 2006